Showing posts with label New Years. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Years. Show all posts

1.13.2015

Baby, Baby, Baby

We're having a baby.
A tiny person. A mini-me. A little minion.


It only seems fitting that our B & Me blog has a baby, too:




Here's to the next adventure!
xoxo, b & ben

12.30.2013

NYE MKE 2013-14

Procrastination.
 
 
It lands us in the exact same spot every year at exactly this time..... desperately trying to figure out what to do for New Year's Eve.
 
 
Every year.
 
 
It's not like New Year's is a floating, mysterious holiday, springing out of the shadows within 24 hours of happening screaming "HERE I AM SUCKAS!! HAVE FUN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT AN AWESOME WAY TO REALLY CELEBRATE THIS HUNK OF AULD LANG SYNE (maniacal laugh)"
 
 
Champaign toast this, New Year's Eve.
 
 
I don't even know what auld lang syne means. No one does. It's just a slow song with made up words.
 
So for all purposes listed hereafter, auld lang syne means there are too many parties and my lack of commitment to any of them makes me feel like the soggy fruitloop left behind in the cereal bowl of New Year's Eve parties.
 
 
 I wonder where we will end up. I'm pretty much ready for anything-- I shaved my legs tonight. And I've got a certain young man on contract to kiss me at midnight. (maniacal laugh)
 
 
Try and stop me now, 2013.
 
 
But I'm done Google-ing MKE NYE shindings for now. There are more important things going on: Shark Week Season 25 is now on Netflix.
 
 
xoxo, b

1.07.2013

From a brilliant mind to the brilliant phone

Guess who has two thumbs and got a brilliant phone for Christmas?

This girl.

And guess who finally figured out how to blog from her brilliant phone?

This girl.

That's right folks, I will eventually figure out how master this smart phone, who can be a bit of a smartass at times. I think a few ground rules need to be put in place. Like quit trying to guess what I'm going to write brilliant phone, and quit autocorrecting everything. Maybe I WAS trying to type "hoelsu".... Don't act like you know me.

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Sister Branners and I went to the Packer vs Vikings playoff game in Green Bay this last Saturday. It was fantastic, and cold, and everything a playoff game in Lambeau should be. I absolutely adore that place!!

Super Bowl here we come!!!!

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My New Year's Resolution:

To make a New Year's resolution

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Ben and I are moderately concerned about Paris and her seasonally affected depression.

This morning I caught her trying to squeeze herself into a plastic grocery bag that was on the kitchen counter. I'm going to put her on suicide watch until she gets her life on track.

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In other late breaking news, I found our car's GPS. Naturally, it was in the living room couch cushions.




XoXo, b