Good morning

This morning, I gracefully awoke from my wonderful nest of multiple pillows and fluffy warm blankets, smiling sweetly as the last fleeting moments of subconscious dreamworld fluttered from me. With a quick kiss, I shrugged off the loving embrace of my darling husband, and sat up to stretch. With a grateful sigh, I spotted a furry little black kitty nestled up against my thigh. Smiling and shaking my head at just how amazing life can be, I extended my hand to feel the soft purr and warm body of the little runt of the litter, sweet Paris. Unable to restrain myself further, I scooped up the kitty and gave her a big squeeze. 

And she totally farted. 

Hello reality. 

xoxo, b