I woke up in the dead of the night..... last night..... because I head butted my husband in the face. There was some cussin' on his end. Bed ninja strikes again!!
I bet this had something to do with the solid rock concert I held before falling into a gentle slumber. Instead of moving the Xbox from the bedroom, I took advantage of the opportunity to dance around on the impromptu stage (bed) while my Guitar Hero band-- Glitter Tits, of which I am the lead/sole member-- rocked out to "Welcome to the Jungle."
More like welcome to the kingdom of awesome.
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Work pet peeve: Calling clients to tell them their special order ring is in. Not bad, but here's the kicker... Getting lip from the insecure fiancée who apparently believes I'm the woman on the side booty calling her man.
I'm asking for "Nick" because "Nick" is the only name on the account. But thank you for going into crazy possessive lady mode and informing me how YOU are his fiancée, "Jane." Good for you, I don't care, your shhht is here.
Because I'm not looking for a fight club right now, I'm still finishing my coffee.
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Birthday is in 4 days! We are going up to the cabin, maybe tomorrow, for sure by Friday morning.
I'm still waiting on my bday tiara.
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xoxo, b
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